cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

castielofasgard:

Anonymous sent:

let me lick your huevos and jingle them around big boy im ready for you *gets on bed and does a seductive thing*

“What are huevos?”

Lee asked, completely oblivious to the display the Anon had been showcasing. 

(Source: kyoshis)

juicyjacqulyn:

always accurate

(Source: cribstackz)

“No…limit?”

“THIS IS A CHALLENGE, I PRESUME! I must grab as many people’s tushies as possible, before the day ends! Be wary, everyone, the Konoha’s, Green Beast arrives!”

Anonymous sent:

Lee-San!! We have a problem! -_-'

“What is the problem, Anon-san?”

“I hope I can somehow be of some assistance!”

Anonymous sent:

You wanna go!? Huh! Huh!?

Where are we going, Anon-san?

I hope it is to a restaurant, I have not yet had lunch!

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blindroy:

(Source: kamikaze-heart)

Anonymous sent:

i heard u were drownin in da pussy how do i do it help,, ??????? i want in on da pussy game also help me win

CALL GAI-SENSEI, SUCH A HANDSOME MAN SUCH AS HIMSELF HAS SURELY EXPERIENCED SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!

HURRY, THERE STILL MAY BE HOPE THAT I CAN REGAIN MY LEGS…

grassbuddy sent:

i mmISS YOU AL OT WE HAVENT TALKED FOR SO LONG?? //?

My precious lotus, I apologize for having left for so long! Duties called, but they were answered and completed! Though I wish they had not lasted so long, it is exhausting being away from your exquisite presence…

However, now that business has been completed and I have received a short break from all these responsibilities, again I can now efficiently grace my days with your sweet kindness! How I have missed you, my luminescent light, I hope all has been well these past youthful days!

prince-of-the-desert:

hidden-lotus:

prince-of-the-desert:

*cries because i dont have any lees to harass*

“You rang?”

“Where have you been…?” Gaara asked, his black rimmed eyes wide as he questioned the leaf ninja, before suddenly realizing just how desperate he sounded and regaining his composure, “I-I was worried that I would not see you again, Lee-san…”

“You have missed me.” it was a silly statement, but after the priceless response from his favored comrade, Lee couldn’t resist but take a step closer. It took less then a moment for his tightly bandaged hands to meet the Sand ninja’s, pulling him into a tight embrace as a large smile cracked upon his face. “Forgive me, for leaving you alone for so long, Gaara.” he spoke softly, arms engulfing more love and need then he had realized. “I have missed you, so very, very much.”

Anonymous sent:

Lee-san we hav a problem... : /

Is it the fact that all my jumpsuits appear to have nipple and crotch holes?

Who has done such an unyouthful act?!

Anonymous sent:

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What is the so funny, Anon-san?

Is there a joke I seem to be missing somewhere?! I tend to do that often!